Things school has taught me:



• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(Source: just-another-goddamn-paradox, via thesirensaresingingyourname)

  • -Hello gorgeous! Wow! May I say you look stunning today! Can I get you something to drink?
  • -No.
  • -Okay mom, here is my report card.


Finding a typo in a book


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FACT OF THE DAY:  balls bounce because they hate the ground and want to get away from it as fast as possible

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